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I'm not great with technology. That's why I love it when technology fucks up. Revenge. It's a dish best served with cooked cabbage and some shitty captions.

Apparently, lending and reforms aren't two of Oprah's things.

At least they left us holiday cookies in super-fun shapes.

No, that's not accurate. Any time of year is appropriate for a financial shitstorm.


Perfect.