Every corner of the news universe is at my fingertips.
I am a modern, connected man.
And what do I do with this nearly unlimited power? This (only after learning to operate my Mac's Grab program):
Who needs Europe when we've got Clooney's eyes and that superpower Oprah uses to control America's minds?
Stay tuned, we'll be back with Jaywalking, followed by your late local news.
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